hello. it is my dream to bring you perhaps the most important movie of all time. a film that will change the world forever:

FINAL DESTINATION:

FINAL DESTINATION

Now, to be clear, no one has asked me to do this.

In fact, as far as I can tell, no one wants me to do this at all. BUT, sometimes in life, you just have to follow your heart.

And my heart is currently whispering into my ears, saying, gently, “You must try to make this movie. It must star Devon Sawa. You will find no rest until you have completed this task.”

So, here I will be documenting my efforts.

and i will begin by offering you one MAJOR BOMBSHELL…one that i can guarantee the media will not report, because it is simply too explosive, too powerful a revelation….

ladies and gentlemen:

“FINAL DESTINATION: FINAL DESTINATION” is a

CHRISTMAS MOVIE

i know. i know your head just fucking exploded. what a time to be alive!

MORE DETAILS SOON (i will not rest UNTIL this movie is made OR when someone who owns the rights tells me to stop)